Please, PLEASE make the call. This Friday Sept. 23 and next Fri., Sept 30, NYCAVR will be ready, willing and able... to answer the phones! If you feel bad about missing the past 3 opportunities to make a difference in a young woman's life (a young woman who's been battling Chronic Virginity for some time, now)... don't be so hard on yourself! Pardon the pun. You have two more opportunities to call in, between 7:00pm and 10:00pm. Also, feel free to leave a message on our voicemail if we miss your call.
Please do your part to help a young woman in need? We've received a number of calls outside of the telethon hours, and would really love to hear from others on Friday.
Remember: the goal of this telethon is to help find a "devirginizer", essentially a "curer" for a 26-year-old woman, battling Chronic Virginity. CV is defined as "a non-contagious condition found only in adults whom have never engaged in sexual activity, primarily sexual intercourse, but may also include oral sex or heavy petting at the very lowest stages of sexual interaction."
The number is (347) 292-9389. That's (347) BY-BYE-VY (bye, bye, virgin years).
Dial safely!!!
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