Friday, July 22, 2011

Third time's a charm! NYCAVR is having its 3rd Telethon on July 23!

If you haven't called in to the telethon (which is everyone, since nobody has called yet), please call the New York Center for Adult Virginity Research tomorrow, July 23, 2011 between 7:30pm and 10:00pm.This will be our third telethon to find a "curer" for one 26-year-old woman, battling Chronic Virginity (CV). The phone number is (347) 292-9389 or (347) BY BYE VY (bye-bye, virgin years)! Please be a part of this special event, please? She's dying to find a cure for this thing!

1 comment:

  1. I find it hard to believe you've had no responses. I'm in the same boat. Would you care to talk over e-mail or skype or something?