Long Time, No C...V!

It has been almost a year since we at NYCAVR have updated the website. Apologies all around.

Moving forward... There are some very exciting things are happening at NYCAVR! August 2013 brings SIX (6) telethons! Please join the fight to combat Chronic Virginity (CV), and call in to the telethon during the following days and times:

Sat. Aug. 10- phone lines will be open from 5:15PM-6:15PM
Sun. Aug. 11- phone lines will be open from 5:15PM-6:15PM 
Fri. Aug. 16- phone lines will be open from 9:15PM-10:15PM 
Sun. Aug. 18- phone lines will be open from 7:00PM-8:00PM
Thu. Aug. 22- phone lines will be open from 3:00PM-4:00PM
Sat. Aug. 24- phone lines will be open from 7:00PM-8:00PM

We thank you in advance. More news to come!

Another Day, Another Telethon! Monday August 27th at 8:30pm!!

Tomorrow is the big day! Please support NYCAVR, by calling in to the live telethon at 8:30pm EDT. So far, the telethon has only generated one caller. NYCAVR is in dire need of callers/support. Please call (347) 292-9389, and join the fight against Chronic Virginity (CV)!! Thank you.

Lolo Jones, We Are Here For You

News broke earlier this week that U.S. Track and Field star Lori "Lolo" Jones is an adult virgin. The 29-year-old 100 meter hurdler and London Olympic Games hopeful, has been having an extremely tough time finding a guy that will respect her decision to wait until marriage to have sex, due to her devout Christian beliefs. Many guys try to get her to have sex, or just flat out disappear when they find out she has Chronic Virginity (CV). She explains  just how tough it can be on Real Sports With Bryant Gumbel. 


We at NYCAVR want to extend our deepest sympathies to Ms. Jones, and encourage her to stay strong. We also encourage her to come to New York, pay NYCAVR a visit and allow us to help strategize in finding her 'de-virginizer'. A simple suggestion: sign up for ChristianMingle.com. There have to be at least a dozen adult virgins wanting to get married and finally be cured of this horrible condition. If marriage is what Lori needs, so be it! She should not compromise her beliefs for anyone. However, she must know that CV worsens as you get older. So finding a de-virginizer aka husband/life-long companion  should be of the utmost importance to her right now (along with going to the Olympics and winning gold, I guess).

Go for the gold, Lori!

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Another telethon to combat Chronic Virginity... TONIGHT!

NYCAVR is still at it! We desperately need your help, so please call in to the telethon. The number of course: (347) 292-9389, or (347) BY-BYE-VY (bye bye, virgin years)! Please call between the hours of 8:00PM and 9:00PM Eastern Time.

Help those, who can't help themselves.

Got any questions/comments about NYCAVR? We want to here from YOU!

If anyone has any questions or comments about NYCAVR, the telethon, or Chronic Virginity... let them be known! We at NYCAVR want to educate the masses about our mission, and could always use any feedback. Let your voice be heard!

Write a question in the comments section, and we'll answer it as quickly and efficiently as possible.

ALSO, don't forget to call in to the telethon this Friday, Sept. 23 between 7:00pm and 10:00pm. (347) 292-9389. That's (347) BY-BYE-VY (bye bye, virgin years)!

Thank you so very much!

Let's Do It Again (hehe)!! NYCAVR to Host Two More Live Telethons to Combat Chronic Virginity!

Please, PLEASE make the call. This Friday Sept. 23 and next Fri., Sept 30, NYCAVR will be ready, willing and able... to answer the phones! If you feel bad about missing the past 3 opportunities to make a difference in a young woman's life (a young woman who's been battling Chronic Virginity for some time, now)... don't be so hard on yourself! Pardon the pun. You have two more opportunities to call in, between 7:00pm and 10:00pm. Also, feel free to leave a message on our voicemail if we miss your call.

Please do your part to help a young woman in need? We've received a number of calls outside of the telethon hours, and would really love to hear from others on Friday.

Remember: the goal of this telethon is to help find a "devirginizer", essentially a "curer" for a 26-year-old woman, battling Chronic Virginity. CV is defined as "a non-contagious condition found only in adults whom have never engaged in sexual activity, primarily sexual intercourse, but may also include oral sex or heavy petting at the very lowest stages of sexual interaction."

The number is (347) 292-9389. That's (347) BY-BYE-VY (bye, bye, virgin years).

Dial safely!!!