Saturday, April 23, 2011

Take part in the first ever telethon to combat adult virginity!

Welcome to the official website for the New York Center for Adult Virginity Research (NYCAVR)! Our mission is to help one adult virgin lose his/her virginity before it becomes a chronic condition. If you'd like to help a 26 year old female battling Chronic Virginity, or CV as it is primarily referred to, please call (347) 292-9389 today, or call during NYCAVR's first ever telethon on Sunday May 1, 2011 between 8pm and 10pm!